LIFE ON LIDO LANE
“The Demon Box,” Burdell called it. In other words, Demons from Hell could leap out from something as evil as NBC Nightly News and possess us.
The Memoir
THE DEACON & MY MOTHER
In what sounded and smelled like the belch of an African camel, Burt’s Evil Twin grumbled with a mouthful of sunflower seeds, “I’m marrying your mother.”
THE DEATH OF GRANDDAD
The following is an excerpt from The Memoir. It’s a pivotal moment in the story and stands alone on its own.
PROOF
As soon as I finished the final draft of my memoir, I discovered this invaluable artifact from February 26, 1990.
